What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

I’ve got to be some kind of “sense, senses or sensual snob” who wants to root like King Tut on human growth hormones and steal your golden moment right out from under you, right?

Don’t believe the hype.

Take it in every sensory or sensual way it exists, by any medium presented! Like, love, want, even need, and even share that with others! Your own lived experience of the thing itself, yeah-heah!

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

I’m far worse than serious on such scores: I’m sincere.

Meaning is what you get out of it.

Why even read my take on what it means? You think my “hot insider intel” can override, overrule or otherwise upset the work itself: in all it truly IS? Can interpretation unseat the text?

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A deft touch like Peter Gabriel, in such regards.

Art is what moves you in ways mere craft could not.

The thing really done.

It’s been over a month since I stopped taking sertraline but why do I still feel side effects like brain zaps and anxiety mood changes? The root cause of anxiety it’s your thinking and I perfectly master that better than before so it’s hard lately.

Disabuse you of that “secret meaning” or “real meaning” nonsense notion pronto and galore! I mean consistently, coherently, cogently and with integrity: in every onstage bout of audience-aimed grateful candor, plus every interview segment you’re likely catch them in, speaking for themselves to all the world: unabashed, unashamed, not too guardedly at all.

Taste!

Q. What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

“The Word’s Address”

What kind of hack art critique confidence job (or “fanfic”) would you like us to call that crap?

Popular, yes. That’s what vulgar originally meant.

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They told you simply: by making the whole thing, nothing less. Nothing more. In every single word strong strung in sequence.

THE WORLD'S ADDRESS

It is background intel, no part of the work at all, at all.

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

It is what the thing itself meant in you. Or: means to you, coming forward now.

Some lovely story about what the artist went through prior to making the thing? Human interest, yes! We love to be deep in the gossip, we kind and faithful beings. Yet is this OF the artwork? No.

The sales and marketing job (includes all backstory and behind-the-bio of the real maker, doer, makers or doers) is nothing to do with the genuine article: the act performed, the thing made.

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Behold!

A great deal like Robert Frost. “No musician!” would you say? HA. HA! HA! HA! Nonsense!

It ain’t the thing. Is it?

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

Hold!

Yes! You nailed it! A “full-on slob-mode aficionado of pop cultural forms” to boot! Who minds what I, some rando asshat off the internet, told YOU couched so hot, deep and hard in threadbare shorts, rocking and a-rolling on a huge leather sofa stolen from “schools” and “styles” of old thought, “BUD”? Not it!

Context is not “key.”

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

It means an “accomplished fact.” Something that has already been done, and there it is: “that’s-that.”

You say. You’re the one to be moved, after all. In the “final anal”—what some call the “final” analysis. Why be rude? Art may be! Art may be the rudest thing in the world, taken out of its own natural time, place and culture! Pay heed! Open your eyes and let your tongue waggle like a slug!

That doesn’t mean the trivialist has some secret special key and code in their possession. They’re just kinky like that: like to be deep in the loopy sh!t. Smells like some way too-old pretend teen’s spirit hit the fan again, though. VULGAR.

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

Answer one. “What song” indeed! I’m listening to "The World's Address":

Here’s the musical recording from the band They call “TMBG”

So…you can read the lyrics above. Those words, in that simple order? That IS what the song really means.

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It means what it is, not what some paid or unpaid maker thinks it should mean to you. Kind of like oh, I don’t know, Neil Diamond? Neil Sedaka? Bing Crosby? I’ve no idea really. Elvis Costello? Aimee Mann? Sean Penn’s sister-in-law? The Beatles? Who gives a rat’s toss? These people were paid and paid handsomely to prettily dish up something for us, for us to take in and mean, and feel. And sure, think! Why not?

Feel!

It is yours. Your own. Don’t be too precious about it, please. Shoot me a comment below: tell me what’s moving in you, easily or uneasily as you listen for yourself to the song (below!), and judge it for all that it is, or isn’t. For what they have done, or for what they have failed to do: in you.

Is there any truth to the claim that Kamala Harris got where she is by sleeping around, or is that just typical conservative bigotry?

Bull. The public has always known better than that. It isn’t novelty of theoretic conception that makes good art. It is truth. It is beauty. Which can include: hideous ugliness, if true. Or: hideous ugliness, if for some reason you the viewer, the onlooker, the innocent bystander, the paying customer or the passerby decide: I rather like the feel and style of that hideous thing.

Care to have a listen?

Or do not. Yoda won’t take them odds, and you shouldn’t aspire to be some critic’s forceless green-tinged puppet, whether cartoon or foam rubber: IT STANK EVERYWHERE BUT THE BOX OFFICE, and buddy?

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Nothing beyond what was literally made part of the song is the song’s meaning.

I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed:

HAH. HA! No! How could I possibly be, about something as trite as art has in our day and age become? Grossaroo!

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I men: you’d have to be a surefire every-miss dweeb of cretinous nature to credit what I have to say here with authority, or even a slick, greasy Greek booty-toot of value. GROSS. GROW UP, if so! Get a real load on!

Life's parade of fashion

Everyone looks naked when you know the world's address

It is trivia.

Not in some misbegotten competition with the dead.

I didn’t tell you what it meant.

TELL THEM ALBERT EINSTEIN AND COPERNICUS

Not I.

Whatsoever is moved in you: now THAT you can know!

Is that what you think of me?

Every meaning is valid to the degree it can be supported from within the text.

Call it an affectionym, but be sure the other wants yours first. It isn’t a very high art to be sure, this dealing and doling of names. Lables and boxes, more often than not? Empty of everything but nerve, bile and gall. Turn your head and cough, please. Yes!

It’s one motive, at least. If that’s your meaning then run off with it and see who’ll bow, buy, or slap a bow-tie on it for a garrotte. The rest of us?

A song made for public consumption has no “real meaning” beyond what it means to you: the hearer. The listener, ideally. The artist, the creator, the originator or the band of record merely bring you the best they could put out to move you, given available talent and production time. So?

Who do you say I am? Some “grammar anarch & semantic champion” for the people!

How are you moved? It’s not a f***ing contest. Why would anyone want to WIN a f***ing contest? Oh, that triple asterisk stands for “art” not “uck.” Pretty yucky, that droll substitution. Pretty disgusting, those who try to pass it off as “fresh.”

It, whatever the heck it is or may be to someone, doesn’t really mean anything else but its own real features and properties. The thing itself is what must mean, and the only thing that can mean: to anyone, everyone, okay uh-huh alright forever and ever amen.

Everybody’s got one.

I know you've deceived me

There is no “code” in art to break.

Is that what you think of IT? Of art? Or if you’re a real capital-A ASS, of “Art”?

Anyone who wants to pretend their free gift to the world means something other than what they actually made and gave is welcome to be that pretentious.

Look.

AND LET THEM HEAR THIS SONNNG

Who says what’s art? The Modernists united in a real cheap-shot art-critic sold and commanded zeitgeist ventriloquism voice: The Artist! Art Is Whatever The Artist Nominates As Art!

Vulgar?

I’m not sure if it’s like Wet Leg. I haven’t really drawn a bead on Wet Leg yet. Look.

Whatever each viewer, hearer, taker-in and receiver “gets” out of it is, if anything, that critic or fan’s own personal production. Of what? Meaning. Value. Worth. Call it by any metric you can lay forth or set out: it’s pure personal judgment in play now, dog. Cur. Bitch?

Is “it” an art at all?

A finished work. A “fait accompli.”

Nope. It isn’t the thing.

I say leave that to the one being called, Holmes. Or…sure, lock your tongue away behind your lips and bite yourself, hard! Why offend needlessly over what amounts to a nickname? Must you?

You gonna tell us the mere author or creator of a work gets to decide for YOU what it means?

What the singer or writer, the true creator, the artist (modern, classic, wise or otherwise) thinks it should mean in addition to what they’ve indeed made is…puff. Fluff. Tacky add-on, at best.

It is we the living who’ll each decide what it means: to each and all.

…this is all very well beyond what the thing itself means, or meant. It is new.

Nobody could possibly credit my take over and above or underneath the text itself, the thing itself: the actual work and nothing else. Nothing but. All that’s in or within it. Right?

What does it mean to me?

Context (since there’s every single context you or anyone could choose to clap on top of it or pretend-slide beneath any artwork) is keyhole.

So be it, then!

No critic and no investor, no, not even any Capital-A Author or Major League Maker can add one jot, jolt, titter or teardrop to the finished work of art. As it was, or as it lasts in its finished form.

Whose song is it, any old way?

Frankly, The Dead’ve never been the same since Garcia died, except on record and if you take a lot of drugs, too. Got Art?

Official audio only.

Let’s not get personal. A woman, even a very young and competitive woman far too good for the likes, loves, needs or wants of me (or you, for that matter) is only called a “dog” by some sour grapes loser. Or! Hey, if she must love dogs, maybe she won’t even mind being called in a doggy style?

Touch!

I like to enjoy music, literally. Just the text, just what it says.

Just leaves me depressed

What more could one ask of a work of art? Sometime, maybe try to ask the song itself what it means.

Now pull the other one! How did it make YOU feel, about your mother for instance?

The original authors did.

“The text” here means only: the entire artwork of whatever kind. Picasso’s Guernica is a text. Citizen Kane is a text. “The World’s Address” is our text, for this instance.

Give us what cha got, “artist.” If indeed you consider yourself an artist: give it up. For all we the living, for any and each who might be moved, AND HOW.

Couldn't sleep last night

This isn’t a matter for seriousness.

WERE WRONG, the world's address! A place that's

Shall we uphold that craptastically egotistical self-shoveling attitude? Why should we? Because we, two should be famous for moving the world with what moves us in art? Hey.

The thing itself is the thing itself.

A whole lot like AC/DC, Sia Furler and The Black Keys! Great pool hall music, the lot of them!

No need to confess

worn...etc.

Now my tearstains on the wall reflect an ugly sight

Why should anyone swallow it? Except for what IT truly is? Your own original production! At best or at worst, “based on” or “inspired by” the thing itself.

This is They Might Be Giants, and contrary to the dull, glistening and listless imaginations of self-perverted twerps who think songs have “real” or “secret” meanings that only the author or authors could tell you, John L. & John F. of They Might Be Giants will lay it all right out on the line for you every time I’ve ever seen ’em get into it.

You know it.

Under every garment I can see the world's address

I can see your secrets

You decide. Purpose is what you put into life.

Check between one or the other set of your cheeks, and go blow.

I’m plain-out roaring, here!

We humans do love trivia, and some of us: we love it more than art.

Big “A” or little? Done for Art’s sake, or just for free sushi and sake? Got anything for us, anything for each or all? GIVE IT UP, HOMO SAPIEN.

A. See below. It’s a 2-Parter!

Hear!

The world's address

Yet…

Why be a turd about it, stuffing imaginary made-up “author’s intent” (beyond what the author actually DID do, DID make whole) into some fantasy “envelope-pushing” exercise?

A place that's worn

This all holds true for every thing called art, in every form of art, or called art.

CALL THE MEN OF SCIENCE

Would be wildly, reasonably sane to call “BULL’S-HIT!” on such fancy-shmancy anti-bullseye potshots.

A sad pun that reflects a sadder mess

In many circles (and the glorious art that erupts and cruises forth from these circles is not to be puked at), what’s vulgar is pretty always a-gonna be a good bet: to pop.

Am I serious?

This is each person’s moving contribution to any work of art: to say how it moved in you.

Well, duh. More than that: TUH-DUH. TA-DA! It means the words! It means each and only what the words say. Read ’em and weep not! See? Right up there for you. SEE? See!

Did it stink for you, or were you moved to applaud? Don’t be shy.

Kind of like John Linnell, John Flansburgh & The Band Of Dans (who hadn’t yet joined the bandwagon as of the above-limned song’s original finished debut).

I’m so mean I mean it all.

Not at all like Pet Shop Boys, but who really is these days? Beyond Tennant and Lowe, no one has ever been very much like those Pet Shop Boys, actually.